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Ranch Water Cocktail Recipe | Easy Batchwell Skinny Mix

Master the trendy ranch water cocktail with Batchwell's Skinny mix and Topo Chico. Refreshing, low-calorie recipe that's Gen Z approved.

Published: July 2025

Quick Mix Guide

Shake Time: 2-3 minutes

Spirit: Tequila

Serves: 1 (12oz glass)

Calories: Only 45 calories

What You'll Need

Ingredients

  • 1 packet of Batchwell Skinny Margarita Mix (17g)
  • 1.5 oz tequila (skip this for a zero-proof version)
  • 4 oz Topo Chico (or your favorite sparkling mineral water)
  • Plenty of ice (the colder, the better)
  • Optional flair: lime wheel, because we're not animals

Equipment

  • A sturdy 12oz glass (or bigger if you're thirsty)
  • Something to stir with (a spoon works, but so does a butter knife if you're resourceful)
  • Measuring tool (eyeballing works too, we won't judge)

Step-by-Step Instructions

  • Prep Your Glass: Fill that beauty with ice—we're talking nearly full because this drink is all about staying crisp.
  • The Foundation: Add one packet of Batchwell Skinny Mix and 1.5 oz of tequila directly to your ice-filled glass.
  • Gentle Stir: Give it a quick stir to dissolve the mix—no shaking needed here, we're keeping it chill.
  • The Magic Touch: Top with 4 oz of Topo Chico and give it one more gentle stir.
  • Finish Strong: Add a lime wheel because presentation matters, even when you're keeping it simple.
  • Sip & Vibe: You've just made the drink that's taking over Texas (and probably your group chat).

Pro Tips

  • Food BFFs: This Ranch Water was born to hang out with BBQ, breakfast tacos, or literally anything you'd eat while wearing cowboy boots.
  • Zero-Proof Magic: Skip the booze and still get all the refreshing flavor (perfect for designated drivers who want to stay trendy).
  • Party Mode: Mixing for friends? Just multiply everything by how many people you actually like—this one's dangerously easy to drink.
  • Topo Chico is Key: Don't cheap out on the sparkling water. Topo Chico's mineral content and bubbles are what make ranch water legendary.

Why This Drink Rocks

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Look, we're not saying this Ranch Water will make you instantly cooler... but we're not saying it won't. Made with actual real-world ingredients (shocking, we know) and zero artificial junk, each little 17g packet delivers maximum flavor with just 40 calories from the mix. Add in that fizzy goodness and you're looking at about 45 calories total. That's basically like drinking flavored sparkling water, but with way more street cred.

Perfect Occasions For This Cocktail

  • Day Drinking Done Right: When you want something refreshing that won't knock you on your ass by 3 PM
  • Hot Summer Anything: Pool party, BBQ, sitting on your porch questioning your life choices—this drink works
  • Impressing Gen Z Friends: Show them you know what's trendy while secretly using a mix (they'll never know)

✨ Featured Batchwell Mix ✨

BATCHWELL SKINNY MARGARITA MIX

Our Skinny Margarita Mix proves that "low calorie" doesn't have to mean "low flavor." Made with real ingredients and absolutely zero sugar or artificial sweeteners, each 17g packet contains just 40 calories and makes one perfect drink. The use of real ingredients allows the true nature of the flavors to fill your glass through till the last sip.

Single packets | 40 calories | Zero sugar | Gluten-free | No artificial sweeteners | Shop Now →

Common Questions

Is this gluten-free? I need to know for... reasons.

Absolutely! All our mixes are certified gluten-free. Your gut will thank you, and so will your trendy reputation.

Can I save half for later?

I mean, you could, but why? Each packet is perfectly portioned for one epic drink. Plus, ranch water is best enjoyed fresh and fizzy.

What if I can't find Topo Chico?

Listen, Topo Chico is the gold standard, but any good sparkling mineral water will work. La Croix will do in a pinch, but you'll miss that mineral bite that makes ranch water special.

Do I really need to stir it gently?

Yes! This isn't a margarita—you want to preserve those bubbles. Think of it as the difference between a gentle massage and getting tackled. Both have their place, but this drink prefers the massage.

Show Off!

Nailed this Batchwell Ranch Water? Made it your own? We're not-so-secretly dying to see it. Tag @WeBatchwell on Instagram or @Batchwell on TikTok with #GetInTheMix so we can be appropriately jealous of your trendy vibes.

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